Dad Joke of the Month

  • Mr. Blue lives in a blue house, Mrs. Pink lives in a pink house and Mr. Red lives in a red house. Who lives in the White House?

    The President


  • What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

    An udder failure


  • What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

    A Scratch pad


  • What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

    The cold shoulder.