Dad Joke of the Month

  • What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

    Labor Day


  • I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water.

    What am I?

    I’m a sponge.


  • Each morning I appear to lie at your feet, all day I will follow no matter how fast you run, yet I nearly perish In the midday sun.

    What am I?

    My shadow


  • Mr. Blue lives in a blue house, Mrs. Pink lives in a pink house and Mr. Red lives in a red house. Who lives in the White House?

    The President