Category: Dad Joke

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water.

What am I?

Each morning I appear to lie at your feet, all day I will follow no matter how fast you run, yet I nearly perish In the midday sun.

What am I?

Mr. Blue lives in a blue house, Mrs. Pink lives in a pink house and Mr. Red lives in a red house. Who lives in the White House?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What did the two corn cobs say to each other on January 1?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?